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55.County hasn't patched it's server in five years, and it's connected to a bunch of electronic voting machines. What could possibly go wrong?
  Topic: Florida, Source: [The Register], IDLink: 2809074, Posted: ~5/2007, Comments: (74)
56.Old and busted: Roadside DUIs. New hotness: Drive-in DUIs
  Topic: Florida, Source: [St. Pete Times], IDLink: 2806726, Posted: ~5/2007, Comments: (16)
57.Old and busted: Drive-in movies. New hotness: Drive-in church
  Topic: Florida, Source: [TampaBays10.com], IDLink: 2806533, Posted: ~5/2007, Comments: (40)
58.C) A pocketknife
  Topic: Florida, Source: [Local6], IDLink: 2806830, Posted: ~5/2007, Comments: (96)
59.Homicide detectives thanking hard-working firefighters: Good. Doing it by taking a bottle of champagne from a murder victim's car: Not so good
  Topic: Florida, Source: [Miami Herald], IDLink: 2807818, Posted: ~5/2007, Comments: (15)
60.When committing suicide, it's only polite to drive yourself to the funeral home
  Topic: Florida, Source: (cfnews13.com), IDLink: 2808168, Posted: ~5/2007, Comments: (24)
61.Miami motorists win the coveted "GTA Driving Award" for the second year in a row
  Topic: Florida, Source: [MSNBC], IDLink: 2803907, Posted: ~5/2007, Comments: (41)
62.Usually, a blind, diabetic wheelchair-bound man upset about slamming doors would be a harmless threat. This is Florida. He had a 10-inch knife
  Topic: Florida, Source: [Miami Herald], IDLink: 2803851, Posted: ~5/2007, Comments: (13)
63.After robbing bank, man's elaborate escape plan mostly involves just getting a beer
  Topic: Florida, Source: [Local6], IDLink: 2804221, Posted: ~5/2007, Comments: (26)
64.Talk about an odd coincidence -- Steve Stanton was fired as city manager of Largo for wanting a sex change, Susan Stanton is now up for hire as city manager of Sarasota. Will be hired back at 75% of previous salary
  Topic: Florida, Source: [Herald Tribune], IDLink: 2805732, Posted: ~5/2007, Comments: (117)
65.Sex offender ex-husband kills sex offender ex-wife's sex offender boyfriend with samurai sword
  Topic: Florida, Source: [St. Pete Times], IDLink: 2801868, Posted: ~5/2007, Comments: (97)
66."I'm 29, just starting out, only three years out of school, and I'm paying close to $4,500 in property taxes." Welcome to life, buddy -- the support group meets at the bar
  Topic: Florida, Source: [Sun Sentinel], IDLink: 2802339, Posted: ~5/2007, Comments: (336)
67.Guy named "Stoner" busted growing weed. Irony bows to Florida. With mug shot hilarity
  Topic: Florida, Source: [TampaBays10.com], IDLink: 2801742, Posted: ~5/2007, Comments: (109)
68.Today's "Tracy Morgan in trouble with law" story brought to you by Miami DJ
  Topic: Florida, Source: [Sun Sentinel], IDLink: 2802325, Posted: ~5/2007, Comments: (132)
69.Smoke blamed for birds falling from sky. Hey, birds work their asses off all day and deserve a little smoke
  Topic: Florida, Source: [Local6], IDLink: 2801981, Posted: ~5/2007, Comments: (34)

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