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952.An update on sheep-farking retired firefighter Leroy Johnson. Gets 18 months probation and is allowed to keep his turtles and "Major" Johnson. The Smoking Gun is on it like, well, like this guy on sheep
  Topic: Followup, Source: [The Smoking Gun], IDLink: 2519594, Posted: Fri, 5 Jan 2007 at 10:48 AM, Comments: (56)
953.Not News: Jessica Alba is hot, and in a bikini. Romero News: Jessica Alba gives guys erections. Fark: One of those guys is laying in front of her, and it's photographed (slightly Not safe for work)
  Topic: Obvious, Source: (The Superficial), IDLink: 2519489, Posted: Fri, 5 Jan 2007 at 10:16 AM, Comments: (44)
954.News: Guy tries to pay $1600 fine in pennies and is turned away. Fark: Guy decides to pay in nickels instead
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [Abc.net.au], IDLink: 2519177, Posted: Fri, 5 Jan 2007 at 09:32 AM, Comments: (131)
955.Not News: Guy arrested for DUI. News: Passes keys on to friend who is then arrested for DUI. Fark: Third guy gets the keys and - well, you know what's coming next
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: [Abc.net.au], IDLink: 2519172, Posted: Fri, 5 Jan 2007 at 06:47 AM, Comments: (27)
956.Augusta, GA Fark party during the Masters anybody??? DIT, LGN
  Topic: Plug, Source: (Tiger Woods, Yo), IDLink: 2518794, Posted: ~1/2007, Comments: (5)
957.There hasn't been a Oklahoma fark party since I turned 21. Who's up for it?
  Topic: Plug, Source: [FARK], IDLink: 2518449, Posted: ~1/2007, Comments: (14)
958.Not news: Paris Hilton sharing a bed again. Fark: With a monkey. The Sun is there, Darwin unavailable for comment
  Topic: Obvious, Source: [The Sun], IDLink: 2518545, Posted: Thu, 4 Jan 2007 at 11:58 PM, Comments: (30)
959.The Fark hometown newspaper asks: Can you tell the difference between a redneck and a hillbilly?
  Topic: Weird, Source: [Herald-Leader], IDLink: 2518447, Posted: Thu, 4 Jan 2007 at 09:44 PM, Comments: (121)
960.Since January seems to be Fark Party month, anyone in the Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada area interested in having one this month? East Coast, represent
  Topic: Amusing, Source: (Some NBer), IDLink: 2518209, Posted: Thu, 4 Jan 2007 at 07:20 PM, Comments: (129)
961.Not news: John Kerry sent out Christmas cards. News: He sent out over 75,000 of them to his nearest and dearest friends. Fark: And on them he spoke about the "beauty of these trees and the life they represent." (2nd story)
  Topic: Amusing, Source: (Washington Post), IDLink: 2518116, Posted: Thu, 4 Jan 2007 at 05:45 PM, Comments: (29)
962.Not news: The end of the world is coming. News: The press release saying so mentions FARK, adult entertainment, and the Columbine shootings
  Topic: Spiffy, Source: (Some Cynisacreligion), IDLink: 2517283, Posted: ~1/2007, Comments: (15)
963.News: Woman tries to carry condoms filled with flour onto plane. Not news: Police tests positive for opium, cocaine; woman held for 21 days. Fark: The condoms really were full of flour
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [Canoe], IDLink: 2516559, Posted: Thu, 4 Jan 2007 at 11:14 AM, Comments: (309)
964.Not news: Woman fails driver's test again. News: DMV inspector passes her anyway. Fark: After she agrees to strip for him
  Topic: Stupid, Source: [CBS New York], IDLink: 2516495, Posted: Thu, 4 Jan 2007 at 09:23 AM, Comments: (101)
965.Theme of Farktography Contest No. 87: "Happy New Year"
  Topic: Farktography, Source: (Farktography), IDLink: 2515619, Posted: Thu, 4 Jan 2007 at 01:46 AM, Comments: (114)
966.Elderly man beats crap out of home invaders with shoehorn. You should see the guy's lawn -- it's farking IMMACULATE
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [ABC News], IDLink: 2515420, Posted: Wed, 3 Jan 2007 at 10:07 PM, Comments: (78)

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