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| 832. | Your wife's grandmother tells you not to spank your child. Do you: A) thank her for her advice B) tell her to mind her own farking business, or C) zap the hell out of her with a taser | |
| Topic: Hero, Source: [TampaBays10.com], IDLink: 2567547, Posted: Fri, 26 Jan 2007 at 03:00 PM, Comments: (385) | ||
| 833. | You work as a security guard and you get shot in the head. Do you: A) Call 911 and get medical attention? B) Finish your shift and promptly dall over dead? Because it's Fark, you can bet on the latter | |
| Topic: Dumbass, Source: [SFGate], IDLink: 2566023, Posted: Fri, 26 Jan 2007 at 01:11 AM, Comments: (101) | ||
| 834. | Fark the vote (again). Fark nominated for 2007 Bloggie award for "Lifetime Achievement" | |
| Topic: Obvious, Source: [FARK], IDLink: 2566117, Posted: Fri, 26 Jan 2007 at 01:05 AM, Comments: (39) | ||
| 835. | BEER Pittsburgh BEER Fark BEER Party BEER Planning....lgt previous thread BEER | |
| Topic: Survey, Source: [FARK], IDLink: 2560772, Posted: Wed, 24 Jan 2007 at 08:36 PM, Comments: (55) | ||
| 836. | CT Fark Party at Waverly Tavern Restaurant and Bar, Cheshire CT on Saturday, Feb 10 at 7PM. Come on down and have some beers with us and share a few laughs. You know you want to. LGT announcement and directions | |
| Topic: Amusing, Source: (Some Flying Farkstick), IDLink: 2562443, Posted: Wed, 24 Jan 2007 at 06:47 PM, Comments: (104) | ||
| 837. | Bad: The media airs recordings of you favoring violent extremism over obeying Allah. Worse: It's Saudi-owned media, so you can't plausibly blame Zionist Nazis. Fark: You respond with bombs | |
| Topic: Obvious, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2557858, Posted: Mon, 22 Jan 2007 at 09:47 PM, Comments: (49) | ||
| 838. | New "walking molecule" capable of carrying other molecules, finding Fark cliches | |
| Topic: Interesting, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2557698, Posted: Mon, 22 Jan 2007 at 09:36 PM, Comments: (6) | ||
| 839. | Drudge siren: ABC News reporting that documents seized in Iraq reveal Sunni insurgent plan for attack in US. EVERYBODY PANIC. In related news, Fark BS news detector pegged at 99% on this one | |
| Topic: NewsFlash, Source: [Drudge], IDLink: 2557501, Posted: Mon, 22 Jan 2007 at 03:24 PM, Comments: (478) | ||
| 840. | Kansas Vies for it's Own Fark Tag by letting Sam Brownback Announce his Presidency with a ringing endorsement from Pat '9/11 was a Message From God' Robertson | |
| Topic: Stupid, Source: (LJWorld), IDLink: 2557028, Posted: Mon, 22 Jan 2007 at 01:23 PM, Comments: (41) | ||
| 841. | If someone emails you to tell you that "Castro Is Dead", you might not want to open it. Get your news from always-reliable Fark instead | |
| Topic: PSA, Source: [Yahoo], IDLink: 2556662, Posted: Mon, 22 Jan 2007 at 12:55 PM, Comments: (53) | ||
| 842. | News: Rugby player faces ban for fighting. Fark.com: With supporter | |
| Topic: Stupid, Source: [BBC], IDLink: 2556442, Posted: Mon, 22 Jan 2007 at 12:32 PM, Comments: (4) | ||
| 843. | Step #1 - Run personal errands instead of driving your bus route. Step #2 - Call the cops and say you were hijacked by some punk with a gun. Step #3 - Get away with it? No, get busted and wind up on FARK | |
| Topic: Dumbass, Source: [Toronto Star], IDLink: 2555192, Posted: Sun, 21 Jan 2007 at 11:14 PM, Comments: (10) | ||
| 844. | Bad: Telling immigration service you are the prince of Sweden. Worse: getting arrested and spending the night in jail. Fark.com: you really ARE the prince of Sweden | |
| Topic: Dumbass, Source: (Aero-news), IDLink: 2555655, Posted: Sun, 21 Jan 2007 at 10:30 PM, Comments: (66) | ||
| 845. | Reporter tries to live a day without interacting with a live human face-to-face. Should have joined Fark | |
| Topic: Interesting, Source: [Boston Globe], IDLink: 2555219, Posted: Sun, 21 Jan 2007 at 09:31 PM, Comments: (39) | ||
| 846. | NHL trumps Fark | |
| Topic: Followup, Source: [Slate], IDLink: 2554970, Posted: Sun, 21 Jan 2007 at 01:18 PM, Comments: (89) | ||
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