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824.Bad: NFL admits Patriots got screwed in AFC Championship Game. Worse: Faulty penalty call costs Patriots trip to Super Bowl. Fark: The bad call was based on a rule eliminated 15 years ago. In other news, Phil Simms is an idiot
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: (Some Patriot Guy), IDLink: 2572139, Posted: Mon, 29 Jan 2007 at 12:26 PM, Comments: (132)
825.Dumb: Robbing the same bank twice in three days. Obvious: Having a dye pack explode in your face when you open your loot bag. Fark: Both times
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: [NYPost], IDLink: 2572048, Posted: Mon, 29 Jan 2007 at 11:56 AM, Comments: (61)
826.Some say farkers have no lives, and they might be right, but this guy wrote a 1579-word article on another guy's opinion on the disposition of the DC Comics Supergirl series
  Topic: Sad, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2570490, Posted: Sun, 28 Jan 2007 at 10:43 AM, Comments: (26)
827."Young man, when I was your age, we would fark like madmen" Old man arrested for giving advice about sex instead of letting teen learn about it on the Interweb tubes
  Topic: Florida, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2569446, Posted: Sat, 27 Jan 2007 at 08:14 PM, Comments: (37)
828.Club that serves up sexual intercourse and pretend torture can now add alcohol and food to its menus. That sound you hear is a Fark party being planned
  Topic: Spiffy, Source: (Romford Recorder 24), IDLink: 2569108, Posted: Sat, 27 Jan 2007 at 05:09 PM, Comments: (52)
829.Co-owners of mobile home housing 66 cats and dogs arrested; deny claims of running cat picture, "do not want" Fark cliche sweatshop
  Topic: Sick, Source: [Yahoo], IDLink: 2568768, Posted: Sat, 27 Jan 2007 at 07:31 AM, Comments: (123)
830.Denver Fark Party. DIT, LGT restaurant
  Topic: PSA, Source: (Party Planner), IDLink: 2565326, Posted: Fri, 26 Jan 2007 at 04:30 PM, Comments: (87)
831.Today on Fark.TV: Drew as the CEO of the company that makes musical condoms. SFW, a few f-bombs, par for the course
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [FARK], IDLink: 2567658, Posted: Fri, 26 Jan 2007 at 04:00 PM, Comments: (62)
832.Your wife's grandmother tells you not to spank your child. Do you: A) thank her for her advice B) tell her to mind her own farking business, or C) zap the hell out of her with a taser
  Topic: Hero, Source: [TampaBays10.com], IDLink: 2567547, Posted: Fri, 26 Jan 2007 at 03:00 PM, Comments: (385)
833.You work as a security guard and you get shot in the head. Do you: A) Call 911 and get medical attention? B) Finish your shift and promptly dall over dead? Because it's Fark, you can bet on the latter
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: [SFGate], IDLink: 2566023, Posted: Fri, 26 Jan 2007 at 01:11 AM, Comments: (101)
834.Fark the vote (again). Fark nominated for 2007 Bloggie award for "Lifetime Achievement"
  Topic: Obvious, Source: [FARK], IDLink: 2566117, Posted: Fri, 26 Jan 2007 at 01:05 AM, Comments: (39)
835.BEER Pittsburgh BEER Fark BEER Party BEER Planning....lgt previous thread BEER
  Topic: Survey, Source: [FARK], IDLink: 2560772, Posted: Wed, 24 Jan 2007 at 08:36 PM, Comments: (55)
836.CT Fark Party at Waverly Tavern Restaurant and Bar, Cheshire CT on Saturday, Feb 10 at 7PM. Come on down and have some beers with us and share a few laughs. You know you want to. LGT announcement and directions
  Topic: Amusing, Source: (Some Flying Farkstick), IDLink: 2562443, Posted: Wed, 24 Jan 2007 at 06:47 PM, Comments: (104)
837.Bad: The media airs recordings of you favoring violent extremism over obeying Allah. Worse: It's Saudi-owned media, so you can't plausibly blame Zionist Nazis. Fark: You respond with bombs
  Topic: Obvious, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2557858, Posted: Mon, 22 Jan 2007 at 09:47 PM, Comments: (49)
838.New "walking molecule" capable of carrying other molecules, finding Fark cliches
  Topic: Interesting, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2557698, Posted: Mon, 22 Jan 2007 at 09:36 PM, Comments: (6)

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