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801.Feline burglar stuck in doggie door attempting to steal food is reunited with owner...Dog still wants its farking kibbles and bits back. Also video goodness
  Topic: Followup, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2581325, Posted: Thu, 1 Feb 2007 at 05:57 PM, Comments: (60)
802.SF mayor's aide Alex Tourk to Mayor Gavin Newsom: "Hey, boss, given this new revelation that you farked my wife, I'm sorry to say I can no longer run your re-election campaign"
  Topic: Strange, Source: [SFGate], IDLink: 2580212, Posted: Thu, 1 Feb 2007 at 02:18 PM, Comments: (33)
803.Fark: NJ family gets into a swordfight over the last cigarette. FarkTV: Megan in a skintight outfit, Stacey dressed as a schoolgirl, gratuitous cleavage, and a Kill Bill sendup (safe for work)
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [FARK], IDLink: 2580855, Posted: Thu, 1 Feb 2007 at 02:00 PM, Comments: (80)
804.Doe, a deer, a stag or a deer / Fark a long, long way to run. Hunter bags a hermaphrodite deer. Doe, stag, doe
  Topic: Florida, Source: (WRAL), IDLink: 2580565, Posted: Thu, 1 Feb 2007 at 12:30 PM, Comments: (71)
805.Theme of Farktography Contest No. 91: "Difficult Subjects." LGT next week's theme. Please read first post
  Topic: Farktography, Source: (Farktography), IDLink: 2579233, Posted: Thu, 1 Feb 2007 at 02:05 AM, Comments: (312)
806.Today's "hot teacher farking a student" story brought to you by Muncy, Pennslyvania. Victim's mother alleges he faces "harassment" at school. Submitter thinks it's more like high-fives and free sodas
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2578539, Posted: Wed, 31 Jan 2007 at 06:36 PM, Comments: (136)
807.FarkTV: 20 random questions with man on the street. Meet one guy who thinks he can see through walls and another who'd hit a handsome tranny if they were Puerto Rican. Safe for work
  Topic: Weird, Source: [FARK], IDLink: 2578622, Posted: Wed, 31 Jan 2007 at 05:41 PM, Comments: (38)
808.Joe Biden "compliments" Obama, but sounds like his quote went through Fark's filter: "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy"
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: (tmpcafe), IDLink: 2577724, Posted: Wed, 31 Jan 2007 at 01:34 PM, Comments: (168)
809.Rockland, Ontario man, who clearly does not read Fark much, attempts to unfreeze pipes with a blowtorch. Hilarity ensues
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: [CBC], IDLink: 2577431, Posted: Wed, 31 Jan 2007 at 12:48 PM, Comments: (44)
810.Experts to discuss effects of 24-hour drinking, provided they can find someone else to update the Fark queue while they attend conference
  Topic: Obvious, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2577419, Posted: Wed, 31 Jan 2007 at 11:41 AM, Comments: (60)
811.Drew will be talking Fark with Chip Franklin on WBAL-AM 1090 in Baltimore at 11:00 a.m.
  Topic: PSA, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2577762, Posted: Wed, 31 Jan 2007 at 10:54 AM, Comments: (39)
812.Many thanks to all the farkers who donated a total of nearly $10,000 to Liz Kempe's Medical fund a while back. Sadly, she died Monday. Her family is very appreciative of all that was done
  Topic: Sad, Source: (bolton), IDLink: 2575660, Posted: Wed, 31 Jan 2007 at 09:47 AM, Comments: (111)
813.Farker's buddy one of the final four in the IFC Spirit Awards. He's a Film and Video major at Oklahoma, so please help him out; otherwise he'll be living in a box next year
  Topic: Video, Source: (IFC), IDLink: 2576674, Posted: Wed, 31 Jan 2007 at 02:17 AM, Comments: (23)
814.A $2.00-per-serving cancer cure has been found, yet Fark and most of of the media is silent. If this was a patentable drug from a major drug company, this would be on the front page of every paper in the world
  Topic: Asinine, Source: (Some Doctor), IDLink: 2576454, Posted: Tue, 30 Jan 2007 at 11:23 PM, Comments: (185)
815."It is a freakish, doped-up, mutant clone which hasn't had sex for thousands of years." FARK policital thread junkie? No, a banana
  Topic: Interesting, Source: [Guardian.com], IDLink: 2576459, Posted: Tue, 30 Jan 2007 at 08:52 PM, Comments: (105)

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