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648.Slam Sports quotes Fark.com's Dominic Rhodes headline, says it summed up the DUI arrest
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [Canoe], IDLink: 2632350, Posted: ~2/2007, Comments: (4)
649.Exhaustive research discovers what Farkers already know - Teachers, especially the hot blonde ones, are getting into more trouble these days. Ric Romero rolls his eyes and states that even he knew that
  Topic: Obvious, Source: [Newsday], IDLink: 2632321, Posted: Sat, 24 Feb 2007 at 09:58 PM, Comments: (57)
650.Fark Newshound Ric Romero moonlights at NYT: Sororities discriminate based on appearances
  Topic: Amusing, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2632455, Posted: Sat, 24 Feb 2007 at 08:08 PM, Comments: (45)
651.Fark TV announces the winners for the Christian Adult Movie Awards (possibly not safe for work)
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [FARK], IDLink: 2629633, Posted: Fri, 23 Feb 2007 at 01:13 PM, Comments: (97)
652.Reminder: Chattanooga Fark Party, Saturday night at Wheels Sports Bar on Hwy 58. LGT party page. 'Noogans... time to represent
  Topic: PSA, Source: [FARK], IDLink: 2629714, Posted: Fri, 23 Feb 2007 at 01:05 PM, Comments: (30)
653.Your girlfriend is bedridden, dying of cancer. So you, a: offer support and consolation. B: Contact Hospice and make her final days as restful as possible. C: Secretly cash in $165,000 of her savings bonds. This is FARK. The answer is C
  Topic: Sad, Source: (WGAL), IDLink: 2629417, Posted: Fri, 23 Feb 2007 at 11:22 AM, Comments: (58)
654.Photoshop this Farkette's insolent cat. Yeah, you, Fuzzybutt
  Topic: Photoshop, Source: (Some Cat), IDLink: 2610700, Posted: Fri, 23 Feb 2007 at 10:19 AM, Comments: (94)
655.Not news: NBA player wants out of a contract he signed. Fark: A 10-day contract
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: [ESPN], IDLink: 2628845, Posted: Fri, 23 Feb 2007 at 04:34 AM, Comments: (8)
656.Not News: residents celebrate closing of a local strip club because it featured bikini-clad parking attendants. Fark: the strip club was located on a beach that features hundreds of bikini-clad women every day
  Topic: Florida, Source: (Daytona Beach News-Journal), IDLink: 2628629, Posted: Fri, 23 Feb 2007 at 03:50 AM, Comments: (39)
657.Good: Drunk man gives keys to designated driver. Bad: The designated driver is 14 years old. Fark: The 14 year old was also drunk
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: (NewsNet5), IDLink: 2628689, Posted: Fri, 23 Feb 2007 at 02:17 AM, Comments: (25)
658.Top tips for avoiding a dog attack. Somehow 'not resembling steak' didn't make the list, because according to what I've read on Fark, dogs are partial to it
  Topic: Interesting, Source: [BBC], IDLink: 2628937, Posted: Fri, 23 Feb 2007 at 01:56 AM, Comments: (57)
659.Not news: roommates get into a fight. News: one of them gets stabbed. Fark.com: fight was over a delicious toaster strudel
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [SLTrib], IDLink: 2628262, Posted: Thu, 22 Feb 2007 at 10:57 PM, Comments: (91)
660.Denver Post approvingly quotes Fark.com headline on arrest of Dominic Rhodes
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [Denver Post], IDLink: 2627633, Posted: ~2/2007, Comments: (1)
661.Not News: US senior citizen tour group mugged in Costa Rica. News: Seniors fight off assailants. Fark.com: One of the muggers gets headlocked into an early grave
  Topic: Interesting, Source: [CNN], IDLink: 2628317, Posted: Thu, 22 Feb 2007 at 08:55 PM, Comments: (82)
662.There's nothing like a good old-fashioned cane fight. Bonus: Old lady saying "No, you fark yourself"
  Topic: Strange, Source: [Globe and Mail], IDLink: 2627783, Posted: Thu, 22 Feb 2007 at 06:32 PM, Comments: (62)

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