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583.Most batshiat crazy paedophile you will *ever* see. "These books, are they about molesting young boys Jeffery?" - "They are about molesting young boys, how to do it, haaaaaaaar". Fark bonus: "And I am true to God"
  Topic: Video, Source: (LiveLeak), IDLink: 2655404, Posted: Wed, 7 Mar 2007 at 08:23 AM, Comments: (80)
584.What happens when a person gets home from a Fark Party
  Topic: Video, Source: (DailyMotion), IDLink: 2654948, Posted: Wed, 7 Mar 2007 at 04:26 AM, Comments: (13)
585."Inmate" farks up Scooter Libby's Wikipedia page to extort $20 million and 3 cigs to prevent PMITA
  Topic: Amusing, Source: (Boing Boing), IDLink: 2655236, Posted: Wed, 7 Mar 2007 at 03:31 AM, Comments: (21)
586.Survey reveals people would rather have a male boss than female because women are "biatchy, catty, emotional, gossipy, moody." That, and, trying to fark your female boss won't get you promoted, it'll get you sexual harrassment
  Topic: Interesting, Source: [MSNBC], IDLink: 2653048, Posted: Tue, 6 Mar 2007 at 01:05 PM, Comments: (200)
587.Weathermen don't have a farking clue
  Topic: Obvious, Source: [Fox News], IDLink: 2653214, Posted: Tue, 6 Mar 2007 at 12:25 PM, Comments: (17)
588.A story about a female teacher farking her student, that you're reading about on Fark, as covered by a reporter named Leslie Fark. It's a self-contained Fark trifecta
  Topic: Interesting, Source: (PJStar), IDLink: 2653091, Posted: Tue, 6 Mar 2007 at 11:26 AM, Comments: (150)
589.Not news: Tennessee is running commercials to get Californians to move to Tennessee. News: The commercials use fellow Californians. Fark: The target audience is prisoners
  Topic: Interesting, Source: [The Tennessean], IDLink: 2652924, Posted: Tue, 6 Mar 2007 at 11:04 AM, Comments: (44)
590.China and India develop weather machines to change the West Coast's climate. And by "weather machines" submitter means "coal plants" and by "change" he means "fark up beyond recognition"
  Topic: Scary, Source: [Globe and Mail], IDLink: 2653053, Posted: Tue, 6 Mar 2007 at 10:33 AM, Comments: (11)
591.Advertisers now explicitly state that buying their product will get you more free time at work to surf Fark.com
  Topic: Amusing, Source: (PressZoom), IDLink: 2651764, Posted: ~3/2007, Comments: (1)
592.Meteor the size of a deck of cards crashes into Bloomington, Illinois home, smashing through computer desk and nearly depriving homeowner of reading Fark
  Topic: Scary, Source: [ABC News], IDLink: 2652212, Posted: Tue, 6 Mar 2007 at 12:27 AM, Comments: (73)
593.News: museum evacuated because of unattended bag. Fark: unattended bag full of ladybugs
  Topic: Interesting, Source: (WFMY), IDLink: 2651827, Posted: Mon, 5 Mar 2007 at 10:20 PM, Comments: (51)
594.Boring: Man busted for DUI. Fark: article contains the words- trailer, rebel flag hat, Cow Creek, big fat joint and beef jerkey
  Topic: Amusing, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2651864, Posted: Mon, 5 Mar 2007 at 09:21 PM, Comments: (48)
595.Fark TV talks to the model parents of the 218-pound eight-year-old
  Topic: Followup, Source: [FARK], IDLink: 2650959, Posted: Mon, 5 Mar 2007 at 01:41 PM, Comments: (107)
596.Not news: Illinois Governor Blagojevich proposes highest tax increase ever. News: Corporations will bypass it. Fark: Governor doesn't think taxes will get passed onto the consumer
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2650823, Posted: Mon, 5 Mar 2007 at 11:27 AM, Comments: (28)
597.Florida to create website to help parents identify misbehaving teachers. Note to Florida: It already exists and it's called Fark
  Topic: Florida, Source: [Sun Sentinel], IDLink: 2650020, Posted: Mon, 5 Mar 2007 at 01:33 AM, Comments: (45)

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