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| 570. | News: public schools bill parents $36.13 for each day their kids miss school, saying "If You Play, Please Pay." Fark: the bills are non-binding, just like attendance Bonus: some parents are actually paying up | |
| Topic: Dumbass, Source: [CBS New York], IDLink: 2659362, Posted: Thu, 8 Mar 2007 at 06:36 PM, Comments: (121) | ||
| 571. | To you Farkers who refuse to go skydiving out of fear that some flinty-hearted jackoff will subsequently sum up your life with a headline that includes the phrase "human-shaped divot" - your suspicions are correct | |
| Topic: Obvious, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2658629, Posted: Thu, 8 Mar 2007 at 02:37 PM, Comments: (130) | ||
| 572. | Bad: Pitching TV producers a show about a single dad raising two toddlers. Worse: The guy doing it is Cletus Federdouche. Fark: Insiders claim that producers are considering it because people are "intrigued about Kevin again" | |
| Topic: Scary, Source: [Starpulse], IDLink: 2658380, Posted: Thu, 8 Mar 2007 at 02:35 PM, Comments: (26) | ||
| 573. | Not news: Man loses 397 pounds. News: He still weighs 840 pounds. Fark: His town gave him a parade for his achievement, used a forklift to get him out of his house and put him on a truck | |
| Topic: Amusing, Source: [Fox News], IDLink: 2658232, Posted: Thu, 8 Mar 2007 at 01:19 PM, Comments: (129) | ||
| 574. | News: 42-year-old soccer fan invades pitch, fells player with karate kick. Fark: The player is eight years old | |
| Topic: Weird, Source: [Reuters], IDLink: 2658344, Posted: Thu, 8 Mar 2007 at 12:59 PM, Comments: (68) | ||
| 575. | Not really news: Rosie O'Donnell being treated for depression. News: Because of Columbine. Fark: She hangs upside down for up to a half-hour a day to improve her mental state. No explanation for the unquenchable thirst for human blood | |
| Topic: Amusing, Source: [Time], IDLink: 2657475, Posted: Thu, 8 Mar 2007 at 04:18 AM, Comments: (35) | ||
| 576. | Wil recounts the first time he met Captain Kirk, aka: William Farking Shatner(Site Not safe for work) | |
| Topic: Wheaton, Source: (SG News (Possibly NSFW), IDLink: 2657360, Posted: Thu, 8 Mar 2007 at 12:36 AM, Comments: (36) | ||
| 577. | Theme of Farktography Contest No. 96: "Everyday Heroes" LGT next week's theme. Rules are conveniently located in the first post | |
| Topic: Farktography, Source: (Farktography), IDLink: 2657392, Posted: Wed, 7 Mar 2007 at 09:24 PM, Comments: (200) | ||
| 578. | MSNBC refers to girl who died in plane wreck as "...a little ball of fire." Which farker works for MSNBC? | |
| Topic: Followup, Source: [MSNBC], IDLink: 2656547, Posted: Wed, 7 Mar 2007 at 06:17 PM, Comments: (97) | ||
| 579. | MySpace usage linked to lower grades. In related news, Slashdot usage linked to virginity and TotalFark usage linked to awesomeness | |
| Topic: Obvious, Source: (Some TFer), IDLink: 2656858, Posted: Wed, 7 Mar 2007 at 05:27 PM, Comments: (37) | ||
| 580. | NASA fires Fark's favorite diaper-wearing astronaut. Obvious tag explodes | |
| Topic: Obvious, Source: [MSNBC], IDLink: 2656744, Posted: Wed, 7 Mar 2007 at 04:15 PM, Comments: (74) | ||
| 581. | Big Bopper still dead. Fark will notify you if his condition improves | |
| Topic: Followup, Source: [CNN], IDLink: 2655942, Posted: Wed, 7 Mar 2007 at 03:33 PM, Comments: (91) | ||
| 582. | Fark TV: Worried your kid is going to grow up to be an asshole? Trade 'em in at Barry Blintz's Baby Trade and Car Bonanza | |
| Topic: Followup, Source: [FARK], IDLink: 2656046, Posted: Wed, 7 Mar 2007 at 01:03 PM, Comments: (54) | ||
| 583. | Most batshiat crazy paedophile you will *ever* see. "These books, are they about molesting young boys Jeffery?" - "They are about molesting young boys, how to do it, haaaaaaaar". Fark bonus: "And I am true to God" | |
| Topic: Video, Source: (LiveLeak), IDLink: 2655404, Posted: Wed, 7 Mar 2007 at 08:23 AM, Comments: (80) | ||
| 584. | What happens when a person gets home from a Fark Party | |
| Topic: Video, Source: (DailyMotion), IDLink: 2654948, Posted: Wed, 7 Mar 2007 at 04:26 AM, Comments: (13) | ||
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