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560.Not news: Woman gets sued by neighbor. News: For smoking. Fark.com: In her own garden
  Topic: Asinine, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2662341, Posted: Fri, 9 Mar 2007 at 08:04 PM, Comments: (275)
561.Not News: Man participates in free throw contest during a timeout in a Warriors/Pacers game. News: Mascot tackles man as he is leaving the court. Fark: Man had back surgery and mascot knew about it
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: [ESPN], IDLink: 2661595, Posted: Fri, 9 Mar 2007 at 05:19 PM, Comments: (16)
562.Fark TV shows what to do with your dead girlfriend in your house for 6 days
  Topic: Followup, Source: [FARK], IDLink: 2661015, Posted: Fri, 9 Mar 2007 at 03:28 PM, Comments: (24)
563.Judge reverses decision to let accused child molester visit Disney World, presumably after reading Fark
  Topic: Followup, Source: [Chicago Sun-Times], IDLink: 2661006, Posted: Fri, 9 Mar 2007 at 12:36 PM, Comments: (37)
564.Last call for the L.A. Fark party this Friday, 3/9/07 at the Cat and Fiddle pub in Hollywood. I swear, we're not going to post another thread until it's over. Oh, yeah -- Drew's going to be there, too
  Topic: Plug, Source: (Some Gal), IDLink: 2651439, Posted: Fri, 9 Mar 2007 at 12:30 PM, Comments: (131)
565.A karate chop to the neck really can knock you the fark out. Here comes the science
  Topic: Video, Source: [YouTube], IDLink: 2660396, Posted: Fri, 9 Mar 2007 at 03:32 AM, Comments: (57)
566.Not News: College coach allegedly has relations with player. News: It's the female women's basketball coach with one of her own players. Fark: Coach's name is Pokey
  Topic: Ironic, Source: [Yahoo], IDLink: 2660066, Posted: Thu, 8 Mar 2007 at 11:40 PM, Comments: (21)
567.29th annual shortlist of world's weirdest book titles released. 'How Green Were the Nazis?' is the early betting favorite, but 'Fark: How Mass Media Tries to Pass Off Crap as News' seen as a strong write-in candidate
  Topic: Interesting, Source: [Guardian.com], IDLink: 2660059, Posted: Thu, 8 Mar 2007 at 10:51 PM, Comments: (21)
568.Scientists develop new compound that forces cancer cells to commit suicide. May also kill off a long-standing Fark cliche
  Topic: Interesting, Source: [BBC], IDLink: 2659657, Posted: Thu, 8 Mar 2007 at 09:45 PM, Comments: (37)
569.On the sixth day God optimized the code for the dinosaurs. On the seventh, He discovered Fark, and He hasn't done a thing since
  Topic: Interesting, Source: [Yahoo], IDLink: 2659501, Posted: Thu, 8 Mar 2007 at 06:55 PM, Comments: (25)
570.News: public schools bill parents $36.13 for each day their kids miss school, saying "If You Play, Please Pay." Fark: the bills are non-binding, just like attendance Bonus: some parents are actually paying up
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: [CBS New York], IDLink: 2659362, Posted: Thu, 8 Mar 2007 at 06:36 PM, Comments: (121)
571.To you Farkers who refuse to go skydiving out of fear that some flinty-hearted jackoff will subsequently sum up your life with a headline that includes the phrase "human-shaped divot" - your suspicions are correct
  Topic: Obvious, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2658629, Posted: Thu, 8 Mar 2007 at 02:37 PM, Comments: (130)
572.Bad: Pitching TV producers a show about a single dad raising two toddlers. Worse: The guy doing it is Cletus Federdouche. Fark: Insiders claim that producers are considering it because people are "intrigued about Kevin again"
  Topic: Scary, Source: [Starpulse], IDLink: 2658380, Posted: Thu, 8 Mar 2007 at 02:35 PM, Comments: (26)
573.Not news: Man loses 397 pounds. News: He still weighs 840 pounds. Fark: His town gave him a parade for his achievement, used a forklift to get him out of his house and put him on a truck
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [Fox News], IDLink: 2658232, Posted: Thu, 8 Mar 2007 at 01:19 PM, Comments: (129)
574.News: 42-year-old soccer fan invades pitch, fells player with karate kick. Fark: The player is eight years old
  Topic: Weird, Source: [Reuters], IDLink: 2658344, Posted: Thu, 8 Mar 2007 at 12:59 PM, Comments: (68)

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