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510.Dumb: woman lugging a safe on a public highway. Dumber: telling the police she stole it from her boyfriend. Fark: Boyfriend gives police permission to open it, where they find crack, stolen guns and drug money
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: (News9 Chattanooga), IDLink: 2679120, Posted: Sat, 17 Mar 2007 at 08:39 PM, Comments: (49)
511.Reporter compares Farkers to "monkeys throwing feces." Ook ook.
  Topic: Amusing, Source: (The Charleston Gazette), IDLink: 2678296, Posted: Sat, 17 Mar 2007 at 09:36 AM, Comments: (445)
512.Peter Sellers singing "Cigarettes and Whiskey" on the Muppet Show. If Fark had an anthem, this would be it
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [YouTube], IDLink: 2678177, Posted: Sat, 17 Mar 2007 at 08:38 AM, Comments: (17)
513.Not news: FedEx makes delivery. News: Of a 3-year old child. Fark: Covered in ice cream & wearing a Spider-Man costume
  Topic: Florida, Source: [WFTV], IDLink: 2677736, Posted: Sat, 17 Mar 2007 at 05:50 AM, Comments: (54)
514.Breaking into someone's house to steal $5,000 in booze? Make sure you don't drop a digital camera with pictures of you committing the crime. Chances are they'll end up on Fark(pics)
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: (KVUE.com), IDLink: 2678087, Posted: Sat, 17 Mar 2007 at 02:18 AM, Comments: (53)
515.Not news: Surgeons perform hip replacement. Fark: On an alpaca, who was last seen yelling at some sheep to get off his damn pasture
  Topic: Spiffy, Source: (Some Veterinarian), IDLink: 2678093, Posted: Sat, 17 Mar 2007 at 01:27 AM, Comments: (3)
516.Bank, casino, jewelry store, or flower shop? It’s Fark so you know which one this genius robbed. Bonus: purple Cavalier getaway car
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: (Argus Leader), IDLink: 2676959, Posted: Fri, 16 Mar 2007 at 01:06 PM, Comments: (29)
517.Not quite news: Chuck Schumer is still steamed about a B he got on a paper back in '71 at Harvard. Fark: Bill Bennett graded the paper
  Topic: Strange, Source: [Washington Post], IDLink: 2676179, Posted: Fri, 16 Mar 2007 at 01:06 PM, Comments: (16)
518.Not news: SI ranks the top 10 runningback duos in the NFL. Fark: Four of the duos have yet to play a down together
  Topic: Stupid, Source: [CNN], IDLink: 2674788, Posted: Thu, 15 Mar 2007 at 05:51 PM, Comments: (35)
519.Traffic stop for tinted windows yields three assault rifles, three bags of pot, $3000, Dayton Ohio Fark trifecta. Bonus: And a two-year-old kid
  Topic: Strange, Source: [Dayton Daily News], IDLink: 2674625, Posted: Thu, 15 Mar 2007 at 05:14 PM, Comments: (77)
520.Not news: Girl tries to get money from ATM. News: Has trouble doing so. Fark.com: ATM machine eats her hand
  Topic: Strange, Source: (WSMV Nashville), IDLink: 2674149, Posted: Thu, 15 Mar 2007 at 03:01 PM, Comments: (106)
521.Arcade Fire frontman claims most bands sell themselves "the same as selling a farking toaster or a cruise package." Maybe Arcade Fire doesn't totally suck after all
  Topic: Interesting, Source: [Guardian.com], IDLink: 2674113, Posted: Thu, 15 Mar 2007 at 01:29 PM, Comments: (55)
522.Scientist 1: "I dispute your findings on global warming." Scientist 2: "You're a big daft cock, go Fark yourself." Everybody else: "Yay! Nerd fight!"
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [London Times], IDLink: 2673424, Posted: Thu, 15 Mar 2007 at 12:03 PM, Comments: (250)
523.Drew will be talking Fark with Chip Franklin around 11:30 a.m. today. Yeah, busy day
  Topic: PSA, Source: [FARK], IDLink: 2674074, Posted: Thu, 15 Mar 2007 at 11:28 AM, Comments: (26)
524.Chairman of Atlanta’s mass-transit system caught performing oral sex on a man in the world’s busiest airport. Some stories were just made for Fark
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [11 Alive], IDLink: 2673702, Posted: Thu, 15 Mar 2007 at 11:26 AM, Comments: (105)

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