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1920.Dumb: Stealing a car. Dumber: Stealing a judge's car. Fark.com: Stealing a judge's car with personalized plates that the cops have memorized
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: (Akron Beacon-Journal), IDLink: 2129672, Posted: Tue, 20 Jun 2006 at 06:39 PM, Comments: (21)
1921.Timeline of fines levied against cash cow Mark Cuban. Hey Mark, sit the fark down and let's just enjoy the game -- could ya do that for us?
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: [MSNBC], IDLink: 2129699, Posted: Tue, 20 Jun 2006 at 06:38 PM, Comments: (35)
1922.Scientology could use some fark photoshoppers for their press releases
  Topic: Amusing, Source: (Xenu Guy), IDLink: 2129380, Posted: Tue, 20 Jun 2006 at 05:54 PM, Comments: (30)
1923.Quelle horror. Julia Roberts wears a dress she wore to a movie premiere seven ago. Farkers proudly proclaim they have underwear older than that
  Topic: Asinine, Source: (Starpulse), IDLink: 2128921, Posted: Tue, 20 Jun 2006 at 02:49 PM, Comments: (23)
1924.Vincent Sherman, who directed Bette Davis, Rita Hayworth, Joan Crawford and many other stars younger farkers have never heard of, dies at age 99
  Topic: Sad, Source: [iWon], IDLink: 2128706, Posted: Tue, 20 Jun 2006 at 11:43 AM, Comments: (4)
1925.Its legal to sell fireworks in PA but illegal to sell them to PA residents. Its legal to sell fireworks in PA to NJ residents but illegal for NJ residents to bring them back to NJ. Who the fark came up with this?
  Topic: Stupid, Source: (Still following), IDLink: 2128477, Posted: Tue, 20 Jun 2006 at 11:12 AM, Comments: (25)
1926.Hollywood is forced to relearn online marketing in light of "Snakes On A Plane" buzz. w/ link to Fark PS thread for SoaP poster
  Topic: Spiffy, Source: [SFGate], IDLink: 2128198, Posted: ~6/2006, Comments: (12)
1927.The history of the Playoff Beard, or "Good God, Mike Commodore, what the fark is that on your face?"
  Topic: Interesting, Source: (Some Wiki), IDLink: 2128563, Posted: Tue, 20 Jun 2006 at 08:19 AM, Comments: (10)
1928.Deadwood's Ian McShane already eager to destroy his new-found credibility as an accomplished actor by starring in a movie with SNL's Andy Samberg. Get my farking corksucker agent on the phone
  Topic: Sad, Source: (CHUD.com), IDLink: 2127390, Posted: Mon, 19 Jun 2006 at 06:29 PM, Comments: (21)
1929.Reporter: "So, Brad-Angelina, now that you’ve had a baby what are you going to do next?" Brad-Angelina: “We’re going to adopt another kid.” Rest of planet: "What the fark did you just say?"
  Topic: Weird, Source: [News.com.au], IDLink: 2127520, Posted: Mon, 19 Jun 2006 at 04:54 PM, Comments: (30)
1930.Drew needs some new transportation. Photoshop Air Fark One
  Topic: Photoshop, Source: (Some Old Guy), IDLink: 2114915, Posted: Mon, 19 Jun 2006 at 01:09 PM, Comments: (63)
1931.Philly Farker in North Charleston just experienced his first Waffle House DIT
  Topic: Spiffy, Source: (Waffle Wiki), IDLink: 2125177, Posted: Sun, 18 Jun 2006 at 01:46 AM, Comments: (203)
1932.Stop me if you've heard this one. Guy decides to go around randomly hitting people, gets knocked the fark out by ex-boxer
  Topic: Video, Source: [Google], IDLink: 2124928, Posted: Sun, 18 Jun 2006 at 12:08 AM, Comments: (192)
1933.Bad: Losing control of your car. Worse: Car overturns and strikes a tree. Fark: Tree contained a large beehive and the bees don't know first aid
  Topic: Scary, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2124697, Posted: Sat, 17 Jun 2006 at 08:26 PM, Comments: (52)
1934.Bad: Surfing porn at work. Worse: You work for the State of Oregon. Fark: Trojan you got from a porn site exposes taxpayer records to the world
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: (TechWeb), IDLink: 2124409, Posted: Sat, 17 Jun 2006 at 04:40 PM, Comments: (70)

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