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1905.Not news: Police car gets in accident. News: Accident involves golf cart. Fark: Cart driven by 72 year old grandmother who was running from police
  Topic: Amusing, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2134636, Posted: Fri, 23 Jun 2006 at 12:57 PM, Comments: (20)
1906.When in debt, Ontario government spends over $200,000 updating its logo. Fark: It looks like something a four-year-old could have done (with pic)
  Topic: Asinine, Source: [Toronto Star], IDLink: 2134706, Posted: Fri, 23 Jun 2006 at 11:55 AM, Comments: (40)
1907.U.S. ambassador to the UN says Iran and North Korea face a choice: They can either sit down and shut the fark up, or prepare for the smack down. Outstanding. Does Mr. Bolton think he will run for president in a couple years?
  Topic: Amusing, Source: (Some Dip(lomat)), IDLink: 2134746, Posted: Fri, 23 Jun 2006 at 10:43 AM, Comments: (22)
1908.Farker yukichigai recently acquired a BS in CS. Photoshop his extra-reflective vision of the future
  Topic: Photoshop, Source: (Some Graduate), IDLink: 2122318, Posted: Fri, 23 Jun 2006 at 09:13 AM, Comments: (77)
1909.Bad: have an underage alcohol party. Worse: post pictures of party on Myspace. FARK: They're GOP congressman Brian Bilbray’s Kids
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2133937, Posted: Thu, 22 Jun 2006 at 10:39 PM, Comments: (178)
1910.Not news: Two guys go out for dinner. News: They leave without paying bill. Fark.com: They fall off a cliff while running away
  Topic: Asinine, Source: (WNEP.com), IDLink: 2133693, Posted: Thu, 22 Jun 2006 at 06:48 PM, Comments: (55)
1911.Father of accused Duke lacrosse player says rape charges have taken a "horrendous emotional toll" on their family. If that's the case, they might want to avoid Fark.com for a few more months
  Topic: Obvious, Source: [Yahoo], IDLink: 2133233, Posted: Thu, 22 Jun 2006 at 03:49 PM, Comments: (7)
1912.Fifteen-year-old realizes the train he is on will not be making his stop. Since this is Fark, you can guess how he solved this dilemma
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: [Boston Globe], IDLink: 2132832, Posted: Thu, 22 Jun 2006 at 09:59 AM, Comments: (108)
1913.Bad: You're fleeing from the cops. Worse: You hang a U-turn and decide to ram the cops. Fark.com: You're driving a Kia
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: [KCRA 3], IDLink: 2132572, Posted: Thu, 22 Jun 2006 at 09:33 AM, Comments: (40)
1914.Public won't get fooled again; uproar causes sex offender Pete Townshend ("Who?" say young Farkers; "Correct" say old Farkers) to pull online story about two teenagers having sex
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: [Contact Music], IDLink: 2132488, Posted: Thu, 22 Jun 2006 at 08:36 AM, Comments: (72)
1915.Not News: Child pitcher hit in chest with ball after line drive. News: It stops his heart. Fark: NJ looks to outlaw aluminum bats as a result. Future followup: New Jersey outlaws all sports to prevent any injuries... EVAR
  Topic: Stupid, Source: (Come On.), IDLink: 2132537, Posted: Thu, 22 Jun 2006 at 07:46 AM, Comments: (134)
1916.NYT hit rate pales next to "a real media giant such as Fark.com"
  Topic: Amusing, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2132056, Posted: ~6/2006, Comments: (10)
1917.Scholar whose work was cited by Scalia in last week's no-knock case says Scalia doesn't know what the fark he's talking about
  Topic: Amusing, Source: (Some Blogger), IDLink: 2130907, Posted: Wed, 21 Jun 2006 at 03:40 PM, Comments: (110)
1918.Eddie Vedder reunites with stepfather after 20 years. Seems dad pushed the harmless little fark down a stairwell back in the day
  Topic: Spiffy, Source: (Starpulse), IDLink: 2131090, Posted: Wed, 21 Jun 2006 at 01:26 PM, Comments: (55)
1919.Bad: Comcast Tech is 30 minutes late to fix your cable modem. Worse: He falls asleep on your couch. Fark: submitter shot video of him asleep
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2131061, Posted: Wed, 21 Jun 2006 at 12:43 PM, Comments: (295)

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