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1577.Not news: Biographer writes book about English poet. News: Biographer unknowingly includes fake love letter. Fark.com: Letter contains coded insult to the biographer
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [CNN], IDLink: 2263124, Posted: Thu, 31 Aug 2006 at 04:24 PM, Comments: (60)
1578.Not news: Guy makes U. of Nebraska cheerleading squad. News: He just got out of PMITA prison. Fark.com: For chatting inappropriately with a young girl. Due diligence surrenders
  Topic: Asinine, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2263372, Posted: Thu, 31 Aug 2006 at 02:58 PM, Comments: (112)
1579.80's teen idol Debbie Gibson turns 36. Yes, Gen X Farkers, you really are that old
  Topic: Misc, Source: (Wikipedia), IDLink: 2262831, Posted: Thu, 31 Aug 2006 at 02:33 PM, Comments: (53)
1580.Great news to all farkers under 30 still living in their parents' basements. You can see the doctor for that sprained PS2 thumb on your parents health insurance. (offer only valid in AZ)
  Topic: PSA, Source: [AZCentral], IDLink: 2262844, Posted: Thu, 31 Aug 2006 at 02:28 PM, Comments: (22)
1581.50 Cent (or 55 Cent to our Canadian Farkers) looks up to his "homeboy" President, claims he's "the George W. Bush of hip hop" because nobody likes either of them
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: [Contact Music], IDLink: 2262408, Posted: Thu, 31 Aug 2006 at 10:36 AM, Comments: (19)
1582.Not News: Man saws woman in half. News: He's not a magician. Fark.com: It was his solution to a dispute over a parking spot. Sick wins over scary by half a length
  Topic: Sick, Source: [The Scotsman], IDLink: 2262180, Posted: Thu, 31 Aug 2006 at 12:49 AM, Comments: (63)
1583.New poll finds one in 12 people have fallen asleep while having sex. The ratio of people who have fallen asleep having sex with certain Farkers is much larger, unlike most everything else
  Topic: Obvious, Source: [The Sun], IDLink: 2261943, Posted: Wed, 30 Aug 2006 at 10:49 PM, Comments: (108)
1584.Theme of Farktography Contest No. 69: "portraiture"
  Topic: Farktography, Source: (farktography), IDLink: 2261793, Posted: Wed, 30 Aug 2006 at 09:27 PM, Comments: (313)
1585.Drew will be talking Fark with Chip Franklin on WBAL-AM 1090 Baltimore MD at 11am
  Topic: PSA, Source: [FARK], IDLink: 2260608, Posted: Wed, 30 Aug 2006 at 10:17 AM, Comments: (30)
1586.Joe Piscopo and wife in ugly divorce with mutual restraining orders. (young Farkers: Joe Piscopo used to ride Eddie Murphy's coattails) (really young Farkers: Eddie Murphy used to be a funny comedian)
  Topic: Sad, Source: (NY Daily News), IDLink: 2260211, Posted: Wed, 30 Aug 2006 at 09:14 AM, Comments: (24)
1587.Have you booked your room for the Boston Fark Party yet?
  Topic: Followup, Source: (Some Sparky and cmp_3), IDLink: 2258449, Posted: Wed, 30 Aug 2006 at 06:40 AM, Comments: (54)
1588.Older farkers will remember this one... a 1982 commercial for perhaps the most unfortunately-named product of all time: AYDS appetite suppressant. "The AYDS diet plan helped me get back into a size six"
  Topic: Video, Source: [Google], IDLink: 2258912, Posted: Tue, 29 Aug 2006 at 04:43 PM, Comments: (35)
1589.Milwaukee Fark Party in the making for 9/1
  Topic: Amusing, Source: (The Eastsider), IDLink: 2258389, Posted: Tue, 29 Aug 2006 at 02:37 PM, Comments: (66)
1590.Stupid: Commit crime. Stupider: Run from police. FARK: Bust in and try to hide in a cop's home
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2258605, Posted: Tue, 29 Aug 2006 at 01:41 PM, Comments: (18)
1591.New "Lassie" movie set to hit theaters. Younger farkers: "Who's Lassie?"
  Topic: Spiffy, Source: [iWon], IDLink: 2258106, Posted: Tue, 29 Aug 2006 at 12:15 PM, Comments: (104)

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