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1566.NEWS: Man convicted of dangerous driving after police spotted his car on the wrong side of the road. FARK: He's partially deaf, suffers from leg tremors and has no eyes
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [BBC], IDLink: 2269635, Posted: Mon, 4 Sep 2006 at 06:08 PM, Comments: (64)
1567.New British mocumentary "Death Of A President" (or D.o.a.P.) depicts the "imagined assassination" of President Bush. Flame away, Farkers, flame away
  Topic: Interesting, Source: [Canoe], IDLink: 2268102, Posted: Sun, 3 Sep 2006 at 07:09 PM, Comments: (39)
1568.Not news: Outside toilets. News: To stop drunks urinating in the street. Fark: They’re open air urinals called “pee pods”
  Topic: Amusing, Source: (M.E.N), IDLink: 2267840, Posted: Sun, 3 Sep 2006 at 11:46 AM, Comments: (54)
1569.Any story about blogging, politics, and snakes on a motherfarking plane must mention Fark at least once
  Topic: Amusing, Source: (Political Cortex), IDLink: 2267337, Posted: ~9/2006, Comments: (4)
1570.Government study finds Ontarians work less than Americans. Translation: "You lazy farks are costing us 17 billion dollars"
  Topic: Asinine, Source: [CBC], IDLink: 2267557, Posted: Sun, 3 Sep 2006 at 02:00 AM, Comments: (84)
1571.Not News: Cop gets busted for DUI. News: Again. Fark: While driving his patrol car
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2267200, Posted: Sat, 2 Sep 2006 at 11:48 PM, Comments: (26)
1572.14 Terror suspects arrested in London on suspicion of having spilled beer on the Fark main page servers
  Topic: News, Source: [Independent], IDLink: 2266554, Posted: Sat, 2 Sep 2006 at 11:45 AM, Comments: (40)
1573.Candidates for school board in Fark's favorite state stop just short of accusing one another of having sex with recently-buried corpses. Just short
  Topic: Florida, Source: [Sun Sentinel], IDLink: 2266401, Posted: Sat, 2 Sep 2006 at 04:06 AM, Comments: (28)
1574.Fire officials tell residents who stocked up on gasoline for Ernesto to start using it. In related story, Fark bracing for deluge of "Florida" submissions over Labor Day weekend
  Topic: Florida, Source: [Sun Sentinel], IDLink: 2265601, Posted: Fri, 1 Sep 2006 at 05:17 PM, Comments: (36)
1575.Farker's wife's luggage destined for Fresno mysteriously ends up in Taiwan. Photoshop what might have happened
  Topic: Photoshop, Source: (Some Farker), IDLink: 2256622, Posted: Fri, 1 Sep 2006 at 05:54 AM, Comments: (47)
1576.Not news: High school football star admits he can't read, is rejected by NCAA admissions. News: Athlete sues NCAA. Fark: Judge orders Ole Miss to admit illiterate football player
  Topic: Sad, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2264273, Posted: Fri, 1 Sep 2006 at 03:55 AM, Comments: (33)
1577.Not news: Biographer writes book about English poet. News: Biographer unknowingly includes fake love letter. Fark.com: Letter contains coded insult to the biographer
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [CNN], IDLink: 2263124, Posted: Thu, 31 Aug 2006 at 04:24 PM, Comments: (60)
1578.Not news: Guy makes U. of Nebraska cheerleading squad. News: He just got out of PMITA prison. Fark.com: For chatting inappropriately with a young girl. Due diligence surrenders
  Topic: Asinine, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2263372, Posted: Thu, 31 Aug 2006 at 02:58 PM, Comments: (112)
1579.80's teen idol Debbie Gibson turns 36. Yes, Gen X Farkers, you really are that old
  Topic: Misc, Source: (Wikipedia), IDLink: 2262831, Posted: Thu, 31 Aug 2006 at 02:33 PM, Comments: (53)
1580.Great news to all farkers under 30 still living in their parents' basements. You can see the doctor for that sprained PS2 thumb on your parents health insurance. (offer only valid in AZ)
  Topic: PSA, Source: [AZCentral], IDLink: 2262844, Posted: Thu, 31 Aug 2006 at 02:28 PM, Comments: (22)

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