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1564.Not news: Police chase car thief. Not news:Foot race involved. Fark.com news: One thief doubles back to steal cruiser
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [Reuters], IDLink: 2269989, Posted: Mon, 4 Sep 2006 at 10:18 PM, Comments: (23)
1565.Ramon Ortiz loses no-hitter in ninth against Cardinals after being jinxed by the power of Fark
  Topic: Spiffy, Source: [Yahoo], IDLink: 2269732, Posted: Mon, 4 Sep 2006 at 08:52 PM, Comments: (7)
1566.NEWS: Man convicted of dangerous driving after police spotted his car on the wrong side of the road. FARK: He's partially deaf, suffers from leg tremors and has no eyes
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [BBC], IDLink: 2269635, Posted: Mon, 4 Sep 2006 at 06:08 PM, Comments: (64)
1567.New British mocumentary "Death Of A President" (or D.o.a.P.) depicts the "imagined assassination" of President Bush. Flame away, Farkers, flame away
  Topic: Interesting, Source: [Canoe], IDLink: 2268102, Posted: Sun, 3 Sep 2006 at 07:09 PM, Comments: (39)
1568.Not news: Outside toilets. News: To stop drunks urinating in the street. Fark: They’re open air urinals called “pee pods”
  Topic: Amusing, Source: (M.E.N), IDLink: 2267840, Posted: Sun, 3 Sep 2006 at 11:46 AM, Comments: (54)
1569.Any story about blogging, politics, and snakes on a motherfarking plane must mention Fark at least once
  Topic: Amusing, Source: (Political Cortex), IDLink: 2267337, Posted: ~9/2006, Comments: (4)
1570.Government study finds Ontarians work less than Americans. Translation: "You lazy farks are costing us 17 billion dollars"
  Topic: Asinine, Source: [CBC], IDLink: 2267557, Posted: Sun, 3 Sep 2006 at 02:00 AM, Comments: (84)
1571.Not News: Cop gets busted for DUI. News: Again. Fark: While driving his patrol car
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2267200, Posted: Sat, 2 Sep 2006 at 11:48 PM, Comments: (26)
1572.14 Terror suspects arrested in London on suspicion of having spilled beer on the Fark main page servers
  Topic: News, Source: [Independent], IDLink: 2266554, Posted: Sat, 2 Sep 2006 at 11:45 AM, Comments: (40)
1573.Candidates for school board in Fark's favorite state stop just short of accusing one another of having sex with recently-buried corpses. Just short
  Topic: Florida, Source: [Sun Sentinel], IDLink: 2266401, Posted: Sat, 2 Sep 2006 at 04:06 AM, Comments: (28)
1574.Fire officials tell residents who stocked up on gasoline for Ernesto to start using it. In related story, Fark bracing for deluge of "Florida" submissions over Labor Day weekend
  Topic: Florida, Source: [Sun Sentinel], IDLink: 2265601, Posted: Fri, 1 Sep 2006 at 05:17 PM, Comments: (36)
1575.Farker's wife's luggage destined for Fresno mysteriously ends up in Taiwan. Photoshop what might have happened
  Topic: Photoshop, Source: (Some Farker), IDLink: 2256622, Posted: Fri, 1 Sep 2006 at 05:54 AM, Comments: (47)
1576.Not news: High school football star admits he can't read, is rejected by NCAA admissions. News: Athlete sues NCAA. Fark: Judge orders Ole Miss to admit illiterate football player
  Topic: Sad, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2264273, Posted: Fri, 1 Sep 2006 at 03:55 AM, Comments: (33)
1577.Not news: Biographer writes book about English poet. News: Biographer unknowingly includes fake love letter. Fark.com: Letter contains coded insult to the biographer
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [CNN], IDLink: 2263124, Posted: Thu, 31 Aug 2006 at 04:24 PM, Comments: (60)
1578.Not news: Guy makes U. of Nebraska cheerleading squad. News: He just got out of PMITA prison. Fark.com: For chatting inappropriately with a young girl. Due diligence surrenders
  Topic: Asinine, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2263372, Posted: Thu, 31 Aug 2006 at 02:58 PM, Comments: (112)

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