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1556.Wired writes the ultimate Fark headline: "Drunk frat boy in Florida has sex with underage donkey, sues Strong Bad for negligence. Still no cure for overused in-jokes"
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [Wired], IDLink: 2272748, Posted: ~9/2006, Comments: (28)
1557.Not news: Woman gives birth on way to hospital. News: Her neighbors delivered the baby. Fark.com: Husband stayed home to watch preseason Steelers game
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [CBS Pittsburgh], IDLink: 2273033, Posted: Wed, 6 Sep 2006 at 11:32 AM, Comments: (181)
1558.Google acquires newspaper archive from 1700s. Ye 'olde Farkers rejoice with flamewars on the incompent leadership of President George (Washington)
  Topic: Interesting, Source: [CNN], IDLink: 2272977, Posted: Wed, 6 Sep 2006 at 10:57 AM, Comments: (22)
1559.Experts report that you are what you read. Farkers everywhere shudder and back slowly away from the monitor
  Topic: Interesting, Source: [Local6], IDLink: 2271550, Posted: Tue, 5 Sep 2006 at 06:54 PM, Comments: (114)
1560.Cubs catcher Michael Barrett out for remainder of season with "interscrotal hematoma". Fark squirrel seen shopping for an athletic supporter
  Topic: Scary, Source: [SeattlePI], IDLink: 2271014, Posted: Tue, 5 Sep 2006 at 02:51 PM, Comments: (18)
1561.Trial FINALLY begins today in Santa Monica farmer's market driver. Charged with 10 counts of manslaughter, inspiring intolerable Fark cliche
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: (Daily Breeze), IDLink: 2270973, Posted: Tue, 5 Sep 2006 at 02:22 PM, Comments: (145)
1562."Singin' in the Rain" named the best movie musical ever. Farkers complain that "Bat Boy: The Musical" hasn't been made into a movie yet
  Topic: Interesting, Source: [CNN], IDLink: 2270961, Posted: Tue, 5 Sep 2006 at 12:20 PM, Comments: (34)
1563.Drew talks Fark this morning at 945 EDT on Ocean 98 in Ocean City, MD. Listen live via the link. Phone lines open at 1-877-723-9626 for questions and comments
  Topic: Misc, Source: (IrieRadio.com), IDLink: 2270721, Posted: Tue, 5 Sep 2006 at 09:34 AM, Comments: (21)
1564.Not news: Police chase car thief. Not news:Foot race involved. Fark.com news: One thief doubles back to steal cruiser
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [Reuters], IDLink: 2269989, Posted: Mon, 4 Sep 2006 at 10:18 PM, Comments: (23)
1565.Ramon Ortiz loses no-hitter in ninth against Cardinals after being jinxed by the power of Fark
  Topic: Spiffy, Source: [Yahoo], IDLink: 2269732, Posted: Mon, 4 Sep 2006 at 08:52 PM, Comments: (7)
1566.NEWS: Man convicted of dangerous driving after police spotted his car on the wrong side of the road. FARK: He's partially deaf, suffers from leg tremors and has no eyes
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [BBC], IDLink: 2269635, Posted: Mon, 4 Sep 2006 at 06:08 PM, Comments: (64)
1567.New British mocumentary "Death Of A President" (or D.o.a.P.) depicts the "imagined assassination" of President Bush. Flame away, Farkers, flame away
  Topic: Interesting, Source: [Canoe], IDLink: 2268102, Posted: Sun, 3 Sep 2006 at 07:09 PM, Comments: (39)
1568.Not news: Outside toilets. News: To stop drunks urinating in the street. Fark: They’re open air urinals called “pee pods”
  Topic: Amusing, Source: (M.E.N), IDLink: 2267840, Posted: Sun, 3 Sep 2006 at 11:46 AM, Comments: (54)
1569.Any story about blogging, politics, and snakes on a motherfarking plane must mention Fark at least once
  Topic: Amusing, Source: (Political Cortex), IDLink: 2267337, Posted: ~9/2006, Comments: (4)
1570.Government study finds Ontarians work less than Americans. Translation: "You lazy farks are costing us 17 billion dollars"
  Topic: Asinine, Source: [CBC], IDLink: 2267557, Posted: Sun, 3 Sep 2006 at 02:00 AM, Comments: (84)

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