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1553.Accused MySpace rapist's attorney claims constitutional procreation rights, regardless of victim's age. Austin Farkers seen lining up to kick lawyer's planet-sized balls
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: (KLBJ), IDLink: 2274022, Posted: Wed, 6 Sep 2006 at 07:12 PM, Comments: (173)
1554.Farker's local TV news affiliate's online poll: "Do you have confidence in Palm Beach County's voting system?" Results at 11:00 p.m. EST. Please vote accordingly
  Topic: Florida, Source: (Some Flor-idiot), IDLink: 2274029, Posted: Wed, 6 Sep 2006 at 05:45 PM, Comments: (722)
1555.Facebook offers new "feature" which shows you every change any of your friends make. Luckily there are no online stalkers waiting to take advantage of something like this, otherwise it'd be incredibly farking stupid
  Topic: Stupid, Source: [C|Net], IDLink: 2273445, Posted: Wed, 6 Sep 2006 at 04:24 PM, Comments: (35)
1556.Wired writes the ultimate Fark headline: "Drunk frat boy in Florida has sex with underage donkey, sues Strong Bad for negligence. Still no cure for overused in-jokes"
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [Wired], IDLink: 2272748, Posted: ~9/2006, Comments: (28)
1557.Not news: Woman gives birth on way to hospital. News: Her neighbors delivered the baby. Fark.com: Husband stayed home to watch preseason Steelers game
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [CBS Pittsburgh], IDLink: 2273033, Posted: Wed, 6 Sep 2006 at 11:32 AM, Comments: (181)
1558.Google acquires newspaper archive from 1700s. Ye 'olde Farkers rejoice with flamewars on the incompent leadership of President George (Washington)
  Topic: Interesting, Source: [CNN], IDLink: 2272977, Posted: Wed, 6 Sep 2006 at 10:57 AM, Comments: (22)
1559.Experts report that you are what you read. Farkers everywhere shudder and back slowly away from the monitor
  Topic: Interesting, Source: [Local6], IDLink: 2271550, Posted: Tue, 5 Sep 2006 at 06:54 PM, Comments: (114)
1560.Cubs catcher Michael Barrett out for remainder of season with "interscrotal hematoma". Fark squirrel seen shopping for an athletic supporter
  Topic: Scary, Source: [SeattlePI], IDLink: 2271014, Posted: Tue, 5 Sep 2006 at 02:51 PM, Comments: (18)
1561.Trial FINALLY begins today in Santa Monica farmer's market driver. Charged with 10 counts of manslaughter, inspiring intolerable Fark cliche
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: (Daily Breeze), IDLink: 2270973, Posted: Tue, 5 Sep 2006 at 02:22 PM, Comments: (145)
1562."Singin' in the Rain" named the best movie musical ever. Farkers complain that "Bat Boy: The Musical" hasn't been made into a movie yet
  Topic: Interesting, Source: [CNN], IDLink: 2270961, Posted: Tue, 5 Sep 2006 at 12:20 PM, Comments: (34)
1563.Drew talks Fark this morning at 945 EDT on Ocean 98 in Ocean City, MD. Listen live via the link. Phone lines open at 1-877-723-9626 for questions and comments
  Topic: Misc, Source: (IrieRadio.com), IDLink: 2270721, Posted: Tue, 5 Sep 2006 at 09:34 AM, Comments: (21)
1564.Not news: Police chase car thief. Not news:Foot race involved. Fark.com news: One thief doubles back to steal cruiser
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [Reuters], IDLink: 2269989, Posted: Mon, 4 Sep 2006 at 10:18 PM, Comments: (23)
1565.Ramon Ortiz loses no-hitter in ninth against Cardinals after being jinxed by the power of Fark
  Topic: Spiffy, Source: [Yahoo], IDLink: 2269732, Posted: Mon, 4 Sep 2006 at 08:52 PM, Comments: (7)
1566.NEWS: Man convicted of dangerous driving after police spotted his car on the wrong side of the road. FARK: He's partially deaf, suffers from leg tremors and has no eyes
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [BBC], IDLink: 2269635, Posted: Mon, 4 Sep 2006 at 06:08 PM, Comments: (64)
1567.New British mocumentary "Death Of A President" (or D.o.a.P.) depicts the "imagined assassination" of President Bush. Flame away, Farkers, flame away
  Topic: Interesting, Source: [Canoe], IDLink: 2268102, Posted: Sun, 3 Sep 2006 at 07:09 PM, Comments: (39)

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