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1545.As long as there are morons using Wal-Mart washrooms and unsure of how to safely handle the Glocks they're carrying while they're in there, Fark will never run short of material
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: [ABC News], IDLink: 2276395, Posted: Thu, 7 Sep 2006 at 09:59 PM, Comments: (84)
1546.Bad: You get arrested for stealing $7M from your company for your gambling. Good: Your wife comes to bail you out. Fark: So does your girlfiend
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: (NY Daily News), IDLink: 2275174, Posted: Thu, 7 Sep 2006 at 11:48 AM, Comments: (33)
1547.Former Maryland governor has lost his farking mind
  Topic: Asinine, Source: (myfoxdc.com), IDLink: 2275336, Posted: Thu, 7 Sep 2006 at 10:30 AM, Comments: (22)
1548.Theme of Farktography Contest No. 70: "religion & spirituality"
  Topic: Farktography, Source: (farktography), IDLink: 2274259, Posted: Thu, 7 Sep 2006 at 12:52 AM, Comments: (314)
1549.NotNews: NFL Player suspended six weeks for violation of drug policy. Fark: He retired several weeks ago
  Topic: Stupid, Source: [CNN], IDLink: 2274372, Posted: Thu, 7 Sep 2006 at 12:24 AM, Comments: (9)
1550.Not news: Husband and wife get into argument. News: Wife shoots husband. Fark: The chicken died at the scene
  Topic: Sad, Source: (Some Chicken), IDLink: 2274054, Posted: Wed, 6 Sep 2006 at 09:47 PM, Comments: (68)
1551.If your husband has gambling debts, do you: 1) Try to help him? 2) Divorce him? 3) Have him killed, barbequed and fed to tigers? The fact that you're reading this on Fark should tell you that in Thailand, they do things their way
  Topic: Scary, Source: [Daily Mail], IDLink: 2274012, Posted: Wed, 6 Sep 2006 at 08:25 PM, Comments: (46)
1552.Geek fight: Will Windows Vista fark up the Internets?
  Topic: Interesting, Source: [C|Net], IDLink: 2273694, Posted: Wed, 6 Sep 2006 at 08:25 PM, Comments: (26)
1553.Accused MySpace rapist's attorney claims constitutional procreation rights, regardless of victim's age. Austin Farkers seen lining up to kick lawyer's planet-sized balls
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: (KLBJ), IDLink: 2274022, Posted: Wed, 6 Sep 2006 at 07:12 PM, Comments: (173)
1554.Farker's local TV news affiliate's online poll: "Do you have confidence in Palm Beach County's voting system?" Results at 11:00 p.m. EST. Please vote accordingly
  Topic: Florida, Source: (Some Flor-idiot), IDLink: 2274029, Posted: Wed, 6 Sep 2006 at 05:45 PM, Comments: (722)
1555.Facebook offers new "feature" which shows you every change any of your friends make. Luckily there are no online stalkers waiting to take advantage of something like this, otherwise it'd be incredibly farking stupid
  Topic: Stupid, Source: [C|Net], IDLink: 2273445, Posted: Wed, 6 Sep 2006 at 04:24 PM, Comments: (35)
1556.Wired writes the ultimate Fark headline: "Drunk frat boy in Florida has sex with underage donkey, sues Strong Bad for negligence. Still no cure for overused in-jokes"
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [Wired], IDLink: 2272748, Posted: ~9/2006, Comments: (28)
1557.Not news: Woman gives birth on way to hospital. News: Her neighbors delivered the baby. Fark.com: Husband stayed home to watch preseason Steelers game
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [CBS Pittsburgh], IDLink: 2273033, Posted: Wed, 6 Sep 2006 at 11:32 AM, Comments: (181)
1558.Google acquires newspaper archive from 1700s. Ye 'olde Farkers rejoice with flamewars on the incompent leadership of President George (Washington)
  Topic: Interesting, Source: [CNN], IDLink: 2272977, Posted: Wed, 6 Sep 2006 at 10:57 AM, Comments: (22)
1559.Experts report that you are what you read. Farkers everywhere shudder and back slowly away from the monitor
  Topic: Interesting, Source: [Local6], IDLink: 2271550, Posted: Tue, 5 Sep 2006 at 06:54 PM, Comments: (114)

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