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1219.Lindsay Lohan's friends are worried: "At the rate she's going, I would be surprised if she lived past the age of 22"; that's one-quarter Abe Vigoda, in Fark terms
  Topic: Scary, Source: [NYPost], IDLink: 2423051, Posted: Sat, 18 Nov 2006 at 12:01 PM, Comments: (32)
1220.Good: The Clinton White House's IT manager has her own Wiki. Bad: She got kicked upstairs by the Bush White House. Fark: Her academic degrees came from a Motel 6 in Wyoming
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2423242, Posted: Sat, 18 Nov 2006 at 11:46 AM, Comments: (26)
1221.Not news: cop uses stun gun. News: misses target and hits suspects son. Fark: also hits himself. Double Fark: after 5 misses he switches to pepper spray. Triple FarK: only hits suspect's daughter
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: [Abc.net.au], IDLink: 2422490, Posted: Fri, 17 Nov 2006 at 10:48 PM, Comments: (76)
1222.News: Rapist escapes prison. More News: Rapist is apprehended by authorities. Fark: While waiting in line at Best Buy for a PS3
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: [Herald-Leader], IDLink: 2422302, Posted: Fri, 17 Nov 2006 at 09:28 PM, Comments: (55)
1223.Mirroring the anoyance of Farkers everywhere, man buys PS3, promptly smashes it in front people waiting in line to buy one. PS3 pentafecta achieved
  Topic: Video, Source: (SmashMyPS3), IDLink: 2422468, Posted: Fri, 17 Nov 2006 at 08:16 PM, Comments: (89)
1224.Not News: Guy paints nude people. News: The nudes are religious icons. Fark: The artist is Muslim and he pains Hindu gods. Double Fark: The Hindus have put out a hit on him. (Now I’ve got a headache…)
  Topic: Weird, Source: [Breitbart], IDLink: 2421796, Posted: Fri, 17 Nov 2006 at 05:34 PM, Comments: (90)
1225.Tina Fey rips into Paris Hilton. "Close up she actually looks like a transvestite." Future Fark headline -- "Transvestites demand immediate retraction from Tina Fey"
  Topic: Scary, Source: [AZCentral], IDLink: 2421777, Posted: Fri, 17 Nov 2006 at 02:48 PM, Comments: (41)
1226.Submitter's friend, also a Farker, is teaching English in China. He taught them about Halloween, and then taught them "the traditional hand signal and greeting Americans use to welcome the king of Halloween."
  Topic: Video, Source: [YouTube], IDLink: 2420710, Posted: Fri, 17 Nov 2006 at 03:54 AM, Comments: (16)
1227.One of Fark's favorite cliches made the front page today (with pics)
  Topic: Hero, Source: [TBO], IDLink: 2420571, Posted: Fri, 17 Nov 2006 at 02:47 AM, Comments: (108)
1228.Not News: A flock of wild chickens is slowly dying out. News: Poisoning suspected. Fark.com: The chickens live on a busy roundabout
  Topic: Sad, Source: [BBC], IDLink: 2420013, Posted: Thu, 16 Nov 2006 at 09:12 PM, Comments: (41)
1229.Minneapolis Star-Tribune's investigative unit discovers Fark.com runs Photoshop competitons. "Be forewarned: Some of the photo illustrations are rather mean," they warn thin-skinned Minnesotans
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [Minneapolis Star Tribune], IDLink: 2419165, Posted: ~11/2006, Comments: (10)
1230.Popular Science includes link to submit articles to Fark.com. Sadly, link is placed at the bottom below Digg, del.icio,us, and reddit
  Topic: Misc, Source: [Philly], IDLink: 2418941, Posted: ~11/2006, Comments: (2)
1231.When a cheerleader puts a cadet in a headlock, well, thats Fark material
  Topic: Video, Source: [YouTube], IDLink: 2419075, Posted: Thu, 16 Nov 2006 at 01:51 PM, Comments: (35)
1232.Michael Jackson, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, others gather for World Music awards show. With creepy-as-fark pic of the thriller himself
  Topic: Scary, Source: [CNN], IDLink: 2418346, Posted: Thu, 16 Nov 2006 at 10:16 AM, Comments: (20)
1233.Larry King admits he's never Farked
  Topic: Video, Source: [CNN], IDLink: 2418258, Posted: Thu, 16 Nov 2006 at 03:35 AM, Comments: (19)

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