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1214.Six students break world record by reading aloud for six straight days. They must have gotten on the Fark Politics page and just read the posts from a random flame war
  Topic: Interesting, Source: (IHT.com), IDLink: 2427243, Posted: Mon, 20 Nov 2006 at 10:27 PM, Comments: (24)
1215.Man behind Fark farmers-market cliche sentenced
  Topic: Followup, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2426574, Posted: Mon, 20 Nov 2006 at 04:15 PM, Comments: (110)
1216.Nothing you haven't suspected from reading Fark, but scientists confirm that behavior does affect evolution
  Topic: Interesting, Source: (National Geographic), IDLink: 2426202, Posted: Mon, 20 Nov 2006 at 12:42 PM, Comments: (15)
1217.UN says that broadband internet is as important to a business as water or electricity. In othe news members of the UN Fark while they're at work too
  Topic: Obvious, Source: [News.com.au], IDLink: 2424175, Posted: Sun, 19 Nov 2006 at 03:16 AM, Comments: (9)
1218.Samuel L. Jackson plays God in an audio book version of the Bible - 'I've had enough of these Motherfarking snakes in my garden"
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [Kansas City], IDLink: 2423543, Posted: Sat, 18 Nov 2006 at 08:08 PM, Comments: (43)
1219.Lindsay Lohan's friends are worried: "At the rate she's going, I would be surprised if she lived past the age of 22"; that's one-quarter Abe Vigoda, in Fark terms
  Topic: Scary, Source: [NYPost], IDLink: 2423051, Posted: Sat, 18 Nov 2006 at 12:01 PM, Comments: (32)
1220.Good: The Clinton White House's IT manager has her own Wiki. Bad: She got kicked upstairs by the Bush White House. Fark: Her academic degrees came from a Motel 6 in Wyoming
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2423242, Posted: Sat, 18 Nov 2006 at 11:46 AM, Comments: (26)
1221.Not news: cop uses stun gun. News: misses target and hits suspects son. Fark: also hits himself. Double Fark: after 5 misses he switches to pepper spray. Triple FarK: only hits suspect's daughter
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: [Abc.net.au], IDLink: 2422490, Posted: Fri, 17 Nov 2006 at 10:48 PM, Comments: (76)
1222.News: Rapist escapes prison. More News: Rapist is apprehended by authorities. Fark: While waiting in line at Best Buy for a PS3
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: [Herald-Leader], IDLink: 2422302, Posted: Fri, 17 Nov 2006 at 09:28 PM, Comments: (55)
1223.Mirroring the anoyance of Farkers everywhere, man buys PS3, promptly smashes it in front people waiting in line to buy one. PS3 pentafecta achieved
  Topic: Video, Source: (SmashMyPS3), IDLink: 2422468, Posted: Fri, 17 Nov 2006 at 08:16 PM, Comments: (89)
1224.Not News: Guy paints nude people. News: The nudes are religious icons. Fark: The artist is Muslim and he pains Hindu gods. Double Fark: The Hindus have put out a hit on him. (Now I’ve got a headache…)
  Topic: Weird, Source: [Breitbart], IDLink: 2421796, Posted: Fri, 17 Nov 2006 at 05:34 PM, Comments: (90)
1225.Tina Fey rips into Paris Hilton. "Close up she actually looks like a transvestite." Future Fark headline -- "Transvestites demand immediate retraction from Tina Fey"
  Topic: Scary, Source: [AZCentral], IDLink: 2421777, Posted: Fri, 17 Nov 2006 at 02:48 PM, Comments: (41)
1226.Submitter's friend, also a Farker, is teaching English in China. He taught them about Halloween, and then taught them "the traditional hand signal and greeting Americans use to welcome the king of Halloween."
  Topic: Video, Source: [YouTube], IDLink: 2420710, Posted: Fri, 17 Nov 2006 at 03:54 AM, Comments: (16)
1227.One of Fark's favorite cliches made the front page today (with pics)
  Topic: Hero, Source: [TBO], IDLink: 2420571, Posted: Fri, 17 Nov 2006 at 02:47 AM, Comments: (108)
1228.Not News: A flock of wild chickens is slowly dying out. News: Poisoning suspected. Fark.com: The chickens live on a busy roundabout
  Topic: Sad, Source: [BBC], IDLink: 2420013, Posted: Thu, 16 Nov 2006 at 09:12 PM, Comments: (41)

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