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1040.Dear Fark, I wanna sex you up
  Topic: Video, Source: [YouTube], IDLink: 2484276, Posted: Mon, 18 Dec 2006 at 04:04 PM, Comments: (18)
1041.Online newspaper who had story featured on Fark sets single day readership record. However, they claim it was because of a football game, and not the world's worse courtroom sketch
  Topic: Unlikely, Source: (Chattanoogan), IDLink: 2483826, Posted: ~12/2006, Comments: (7)
1042.Fark's 2006 Headline of the Year contest
  Topic: Survey, Source: [FARK], IDLink: 2483864, Posted: Mon, 18 Dec 2006 at 11:29 AM, Comments: (248)
1043.News: Police are called to dispatch an unruly crowd for a midnight sale. Fark.com: At a shoe store
  Topic: Stupid, Source: (Some Guy), IDLink: 2482695, Posted: Sun, 17 Dec 2006 at 07:38 PM, Comments: (39)
1044.Board on Alabama football coach: $12 million is just fine. Board on Alabama-Birmingham football coach: $600,000 is too much. Fark: Same board for both schools
  Topic: Dumbass, Source: [CNN], IDLink: 2482418, Posted: Sun, 17 Dec 2006 at 05:52 PM, Comments: (30)
1045.Gawker decides to take on every fark cliche there is. The only thing missing is a rabbit with pancake on it's head
  Topic: Asinine, Source: (Gawker), IDLink: 2482245, Posted: Sun, 17 Dec 2006 at 04:01 PM, Comments: (107)
1046.Fark.com, it's not news...it's the hangout of Santa's overworked elves [last paragraph]
  Topic: Obvious, Source: (MediaPost Publications), IDLink: 2481839, Posted: ~12/2006, Comments: (12)
1047.The tragic story of one Nebraska family and their struggle to eke out a living on a mere $150,000 a year. In other news, Fark needs an "Infuriating" tag
  Topic: Asinine, Source: [CNN], IDLink: 2479946, Posted: Sat, 16 Dec 2006 at 12:53 AM, Comments: (353)
1048.Okay, so Ford won't be making Mustang wagons after all. Submitter suspects some corporate big-wig has been Farking at work
  Topic: Followup, Source: [CNN], IDLink: 2479556, Posted: Fri, 15 Dec 2006 at 07:09 PM, Comments: (62)
1049.Attempt to rob store, get bat jammed in register- Bad, Clerk escapes- worse, Clerk then locks you in the store while police come to get you – Total Bollocks, You then fall through the ceiling while attempting to escape- Welcome to Fark.com
  Topic: Stupid, Source: [Reuters], IDLink: 2479165, Posted: Fri, 15 Dec 2006 at 02:26 PM, Comments: (58)
1050.New study predicts the average American will devote over half their life watching tv, going online, listening to the radio, or reading. I would have submitted this earlier, but I was too busy reading Fark while watching FOX and Friends
  Topic: Obvious, Source: [USA Today], IDLink: 2478673, Posted: Fri, 15 Dec 2006 at 01:36 PM, Comments: (67)
1051.Florida tourism officials want to double their taxpayer-funded budget in attempt to counteract negative Fark publicity
  Topic: Florida, Source: [Sun Sentinel], IDLink: 2478189, Posted: Fri, 15 Dec 2006 at 09:04 AM, Comments: (42)
1052.Rebecca Romijn is planning to finally wed the fat kid from "Stand By Me." Farkers sigh and resign themselves to placing bets on how long this one will last
  Topic: Sappy, Source: [Denver Post], IDLink: 2478380, Posted: Fri, 15 Dec 2006 at 08:43 AM, Comments: (36)
1053.Not news: Man brings carry-on into plane. Not news again: Man's carry-on's zipper breaks open at 25,000 feet. Fark: Man's carry-on contains 80 live rats. Hilarity ensues
  Topic: Amusing, Source: [ArabNews], IDLink: 2477709, Posted: Fri, 15 Dec 2006 at 03:10 AM, Comments: (89)
1054.Roy Moore, the "Ten Commandments" judge, has weighed in on Keith Ellison's decision to take his oath of office on a Quran arguing that in America there is a seperation of church and state. Fark needs a Hypocrisy tag
  Topic: Ironic, Source: [Houston Chronicle], IDLink: 2477600, Posted: Fri, 15 Dec 2006 at 02:06 AM, Comments: (32)

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