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1. Presidential Debate comment thread. Post your comments and observations. Ponder mysterious bulges. Count blinks and mumbles. Let the drinking begin (3703)
2. Gmail: This is the thread to give them away and beg for them. Keep the gmail comments out of the other threads, please (3462)
3. Presidential Debate No. 3 discussion in this thread (3270)
4. Presidential Debate No. 1 discussion in this thread (3191)
5. Vice Presidential debate comments - It's like Fark chat without all the pouncing (2804)
6. Kerry calls Bush, shares recipes, talks about twin daughters and something about conceding victory (2505)
7. Saddam Hussein captured by U.S. forces in Tikrit. DNA testing confirms identity. You submitted this with a funnier headline (2368)
8. Assualt gun ban ends today (2260)
9. Yankees RedSox battle tonight (Discussion and updates thread) (2115)
10. Anyone can give away Gmail... I am giving away TotalFark (2044)
11. Terri Schiavo has died (2006)
12. Constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage defeated in Senate, 48-50 -- 12 votes short of 60 needed to keep measure alive (1970)
13. G M A I L here -- Make your requests and give away your invitations. Please keep Gmail conversations limited to this thread only (1908)
14. Judge refuses to order feeding tube reinserted in Shiavo (1865)
15. Marine caught on tape shooting an injured and unarmed Iraqi in the face (1784)
16. U.S. civilians shot, burnt, mutilated and strung up like sheep in Iraq. WARNING: Link has extremely disturbing picture (1774)
17. Science teachers quit after being told science will no longer be taught in science class (1773)
18. Supreme Court rejects Terri Schiavo's case (1762)
19. Bush says he will have a constitutional admendment banning gay marriages if courts continue to approve them (1738)
20. Trailer for Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11 (1729)
21. SA Goons conspire to get Devo's "Whip It" aired on TRL. Let's help em out, write-in box is near the bottom (1728)
22. It's been awhile since we last did this. What's the story behind your login name? With voting (1699)
23. A more detailed article on the alleged beheading (1664)
24. Kerry campaign refuses to concede defeat in Ohio. CNN reporting that race is officially too close to call (1660)
25. Alabama judge starts wearing Ten Commandments on his robe. Here we f*cking go again (1607)
(* I have NO idea why these are so different from Fark's Top Comments list)

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